That time of year

Putting up the tree. So far....
1 ridiculous drive back from farm with 8ft tree strapped to top of car
2 glass baubles broken
1/2 bottle of champagne consumed (Christmas tradition whilst putting up said tree)
1 mini disagreement about vile cuddly Nemo decoration husband purchased
1 mini disagreement about tree lighting positions
1 difference of opinion about whether or not presents are allowed under tree

and so the festivities continue