Is this what Worcester Woman is reduced to?

So, this evening on our way home we meandered into Dunelm Mill to pick up a lampshade for the downstairs loo (is that tmi?) and on our way out we happened upon the above.

Yes, you're right. The sign says Fashion trolley but the thing beneath is really quite a long way from fashion. Even I know that. Really, Worcester Woman and Man, take a long hard look at yourselves and buy a backpack instead!