A conversation from this morning:


"I thought you were going to let your hair grow out."

Me: "I was."

"Then what's all that in the sink?"

Me: "I don't know."

I've been cutting my own hair for about 8 years now I'm going to give myself an ulcer one day because I only get it right 50% of the time. Why do I settle for only 50%? Because hairstylists get it right exactly 0% of the time. And that will give me an ulcer much faster.