Good 'ol George Foreman.

I took this shot down at Newhaven harbour en route to S's mum's. She, like us, is a Newcastle Utd fan so we'll often pop round to watch the match as well as snaffle some bacon rolls. S's mum makes the perfect bacon roll...

....the rolls themselves have to be from Storey's bakery on Leith Walk; the bacon has to be the smoked back bacon from M & S; the butter must be abundant; and, most importantly of all, the bacon has to be done on George Foreman's 'Lean, Mean Grilling Machine'. Honestly, it IS called that.

I needed three of them to dull the pain of the Mags' truly awful attempt at playing football.