Future Queen working as a plumber !!!!

I know times are hard and very austere but this is ridiculous.
Since the shock news that Prince William and Kate Middleton would have to pay for their own wedding, the future Queen is moonlighting as a plumber.
In Dumbarton of all places, you would think she would get more business in Kensington or with the Chelsea set.
I must phone Kenny who owns the business and tell him about the free publicity he is getting through blip lol
ps I just spoke to Kenny and still hasn't got his invite yet ha ha