Potato Humor

The potato - When my romantic wife showed me a potato shaped like a heart, always looking for humor I had to visualize it upside down as a butt.

So, guess what I got nicely served on my dinner plate? Now, as I eat it, do I want to think of it as part of the dinner my wife kindly served me? Or as the butt that her childish husband conjured up?

Actually, the eating's been delayed, as just about when I was to sink a fork in it, Mum calls to go to hospital, and now I'm blipping at 2am after delivering her back well to her home and us to ours.

I'm grateful to have a wife who sees potatoes as hearts and 90yo ladies as valuable friends. And for now I'm more 'Sheepish' than 'Contraptioneer'.