Hottie tottie

There are a group of kids in life who spend most of their life sitting in the school nurses office because:
a) She is nice to them
b) They hate school
c) Its just another way to pass the time until the bell rings at 3 o'clock

Every now and then a new kid trys to join this gang with the secret password 'womens problems'
This either works or they get sent back to my lesson with the school hot water bottle for comfort.

Until today i had never come across this item.
May enter it into the annual Tate prize!

MRSA or Cdiff anyone?