Stuck in the house

Another day in the house sat at the computer working for most of the day. Took a wee break to watch the old firm game on Setanta, and another to take a snap out the window of the spare room.

Other than that I've been knocking up HTML and trying to find an equivalent to istockphoto as it seems to be down and I need a cheap stock shot of the Scottish countryside.

I watched a truly astonishing film last night. It was called the revolting dead and should be shown to every film student worldwide.....

If only to show them what not to do. It was officially the single worst film I have ever seen in my life. Admittedly the title should have given that away but I'm a sucker for low budget Zombie films. This really took the biscuit though from the acting which was so wooden they could have been using puppets to the glaring mid scene changes in light and sound, to the bad 3d animation titles, the dire plot and the use of three transitions which amounted to a really cheesy fade used for the bulk of it to the white flash for dream sequence and the fade to black which was clearly used in the hope they might get it shown on TV. It was truly and utterly dire, I'm at a loss as to how a distribution deal was granted for it. You know how some films are so bad they go right through bad and actually become watchable? Well this wasn?t' like that, it went through bad, into dreadful then kept on going. It was so bad even Madonna appearing in it couldn't have made it worse.