The First People

So, we are having a rare civilised moment, sitting around the dinner table doing their homework. One of the books was about Clothes, and as he is reading about the first people not wearing clothes because they were hairy and didn't need to, well, at that point she leans in and says




Mummy, I can see where the hair came out of your face in the olden days. Now you just have holes.


This is the girl that came home covered in pen. I asked her what her teacher had said to the girl who did it, she said "took out her sword and cut her head off" Effective class management, no?