The Tape Measure Kid

She's The Tape Measure Kid
She's never nonplussed
She's The Tape Measure Kid
She's got everything sussed

No crime is too big
No crime is too small
The Tape Measure Kid
Tackles them all

She swings into action
At just the right height
Any corner she gets into
Is never too tight

She enters through windows
She squeezes through cracks
She surprises the villains
With measured attacks

She uses her tape
Like a cowboy's lasso
To bring down the baddies
So the town's safe for you

If there was a contest
She'd win the cup
As a crime fighter
She sure measures up

She's The Tape Measure Kid
She's got everything sussed
She's The Tape Measure Kid
She's never nonplussed


From Wanted Alive by Bernard Young, Hands up Books, 2004