Private call

- Yes, Honey, it's fine, I can talk now... Yes... Yes... Yes, it is a company policy, no personal telephone calls at your desk... Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes, masts! I see loads of masts, lots of different types of sailing boats. Shall I count them for you?... Yes, I see... let's see... one, two, three, four, five, six sailing boats on pontoon A2... that's right, the one closest to my desk... and I can see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven sailing boats on pontoon A3, included a catamaran... no, not a local one, registered in the Isle of Man. And I can see, one, two, three... hold on a second honey, I have just spotted a seagull! Imagine that?!?! A seagull, what are the odds!? [...]

Due to risks of terminal boredom for co-workers, Irish Lights operates a no personal calls in the workplace policy. Thank fuck for that...