Oh Deer!

There's a new shop in town offering "upcycled" (whatever that is) tat.

Given a choice between having to hang this on my wall or gnawing my leg off, I'd have to say that my left shin is looking quite tasty.

But it does remind me of my second best bad-taste animal joke.

What do you call a blind stag? No idea (say it out loud)
What do you call a blind stag with no legs? Still no idea
What do you call two blind stags with no legs rutting? Still no f*ckin idea

Thank you. I'm here all week, and available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.