2 minutes peace

I decide to treat myself today, and go use the loo upstairs, closing the stairgate behind me. This is a very special treat, as it means being able to do this ALONE - without little people asking what I'm doing, wanting to sit on my knee, wanting to use the loo at the same time as me, eating loo roll, playing with loo brushes, doing excellent impressions of the Andrex puppy and asking all manner of questions that I really don't feel like answering. Within seconds of reaching my destination, my moment's peace was interrupted by "mummeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! We want to be with yoooooouuuuuuu!!!!!". How nice to be so popular.