Catch 22

"If I jump, I die. If I continue to smoke, I die. If I continue to breathe the air here, I die. If I get bitten by another rabid dog, I die."
"Make sure you don't lose your hat in the wind though."
"Enshala. Shall we cross this busy motorway intesection together?"

In Other News
They're dropping like flies in Year 5 and I can feel the dreaded lurgy looming heavily over me over like a bout of adultery!