It's a dog eat dog world

Im back in Iowa. After a long Greyhound bus ride back from Chicago, tired as heck, I walked in the door, and headed straight for the kitchen and made myself a veggie burger. I was about to crash on the couch, when I saw this! I flipped, dropped my burger and ran back into the kitchen. I gathered myself, went back into the living room, only to see the same exact thing. "No Bella, no!, she kept chomping away. "Drop that head, Bella." No response. Finally, I grabbed the thing out of her mouth, walked across the road to a cornfield and disposed of it. My hand was covered in slobber.

I can't wait to get back to LA.