"Dad, did you know...

...that Hitler was famous for having a small moustache?", "Can you think of anything else he was famous for?".....[long silence]....."one testicle?"
Owen's grasp of 20th Century historical figures seems rooted in derogatory songs.

A strong flat white in the coffee shop followed by lunch with Owen, Nancy, Weez (unborn nephew/niece) and Grandma. Owen purchased a Spud gun with his pocket money and we ventured down to Bangholm to watch Trinity Accies RFC play Hawick Quins in the pouring rain. Trinity ran out worthy winners and I got covered in small pieces of spud.

My prediction of a goal fest in the Bolton v Spurs game transpired. Quiet night snoozing in front of the radio awaits. All good.