It's a cracker...

First of chrimbo lunches today. I thought that in life, you got 2 kinds of christmas crackers. Really good ones with quality metal puzzles or such like in them...or really guff ones where you get a piece of plastic moulded loosely into the shape of a beetle or a fish.

Today at my works 'in canteen' christmas lunch I got what I would describe as a middle of the road cracker toy. A bitchin' wee basketball game.

Can a cracker be judged on the calibre of it's rib tickler? You decide...

What has 22 legs and 2 wings?