Corporate photo grab

Send us your best photos and if we use them in our advertising we'll send you a $100 gift certificate. Where do I sign up? I spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on a hunting trip, African safari, or vacation, you use the photo to get people to buy stuff so you can make millions, and all I get is a lousy hundred bucks? Is there a t-shirt slogan in there somewhere? Sure, they've got great gear and reasonable prices, especially when they have a sale. But, geez. This tag is on nearly everything they sell.

On the way home we were stopped at a light next to one of those ginormous trucks. A woman gets out, looks behind the seat, rummages around a bit, then gets back in. My wife said her lighter fell into the street and she didn't notice. She was probably trying to light a doobie, dropped her lighter and it went behind the seat. She was also probably too drunk to notice it falling to the street when she got out to look for it.

Does that sound too cynical?