On the Road Again

I'm always messy in hotel rooms.

I mean, what's the point of putting everything neatly away in drawers, when you're only going to be there a few hours?

I sat next to a strange lady on the plane today. She kept calling the stewardess with the emergency button and saying, "I need to get out of here right NOW! Tell them to bring me a wheelchair!!!" Meanwhile, we were still up in the air.

When we finally landed, they made an announcement asking everyone to stay in their seats for a few minutes while she exited. We were only too glad to do so, believe me...