Such a lovely meal

Had it not been for the three midgets on acid.
I'm seriously considering the introduction of an "over 16 only" clause to the Sunday dinner.

I could lock the three monkeys in the garden shed with a bowl of strawberry jelly.
There are very few things they would not do for a bowl of strawberry jelly...

Today I discovered that children's shrieks must have a frequency similar to your average 800w Zanussi microwave oven.
When I took the roast out of the oven, it was on the undercooked side of medium rare.
After 4 minutes of the three of them running and wailing around the table, it was just right.

Absolutely totally and utterly exhausted now.
I'm off to bed. I'm spent.