It's a hard days night

A dogs life is such a hard life. Don't you think.
After a hard day of irritating the dog next door, being forced to take two 1 mile walks in a fine mist, having to smell every blade of grass to make sure there are no stranger around, only allow to eat two hand crafted meals out of a metal bowl instead of being hand fed and moving from room to room to make sure the home's alpha female feels secure, the poor dog has to go to bed early to warm it for the alpha male.
POOR DOG