The Monster - the Mop - and me

Monster - Hello young pup
Me - oh no a monster - help!
Monster - I'm deaf but friendly and you look like a nice puppy
Me arhh a monste,r a monste,r help, HELP , HELP I'm scared - I very scared and oops
Monster - hello do you want to play?
Me - so your not a monster - err I'm wet - where's the mope?