Job Description

Groundskeeper: "Hey there, come on in, have a seat."
Worker: "What seems to be the problem sir?"
Groundskeeper: " First of all, I'd like to thank you for coming in on your off time to meet with me."
Worker: "No problem sir."
Groundskeeper: "Let's have a look at the contract you signed when you first started working here....

1. Maintain the university grounds by sweeping and clearing trash and debris, then promptly dispose and repeat the process...

Nowhere does it say to make your cart into a peacock! (silence)




And that's why you've been promoted sir, to blip employee of the month. Congratulations!"

Worker: "I'm not sure what blip is but thank you!"