Chicken?

"Three people got butchered crossing here yesterday."
"Four!"
"No five."
"So....ready....?"

In Other News
Parents' evening 1 came and went - pain free. Some typical questions, such as: where is my child in the class? (They never quite understand me pointing out where their child's seat is.) Can you see me now? (Where are you on the list? Oh, not for half an hour....and I've already got a queue!) Is my child clever!?