Cathy the chip...

This is Cathy and she is a frozen chip - separated from her potato based family due to an accident involving some large oaf and a lack of manual dexterity (no names mentioned due to the embarrassment it would bring to me... ooops!). Anyway, Cathy is sad and lonely, being separated is not much fun for a pre-cooked chip. But as we know, Cathy is the lucky one - blissfully unaware of the apocalyptic future awaiting her siblings, she sobs while she defrosts.

It should be said that not long after this blip was taken, the same aforementioned oaf felt pity for Cathy, washed her under the cold water tap and reunited the lost sibling.

And this same oaf is really looking forward to a veggie burger and chip sandwich ;)