A big boy done it an' run away. Honest!!

You won't tell will you? I couldn't resist.

I was walking along Regent Road when I saw they had repaired the pavement. A couple of people had already put their initials, so feeling like a kid stealing sweeties (and in full view of the St Andrew's House CCTV) I started scratching in the nearly dry cement.

A bloke came up and asked 'How hard is it to write? I've always wanted to do this...' and started scratching with his house keys.

I wonder how long it will be there for.