Enta Kwiyas?

"My camel broke down this morning!"
"My 1950's lada taxi broke down...couldn't beleive it - sure it had just been serviced."
"You think you've got it tough. I've got 3 wives to feed and one to pick up on route!"

One of many early morning discussions no doubt - in Arabic of course.

Year 5 concert today.
Was genuinely surprised that the parents remained both seated and quiet.