Osmosis

At one with the machine.



Raheny Eye.

M.A. Hourglass Monitoring (thesis: Progression Bar measurology in a controlled corporate environment) (2005)
Higher Diploma in Copying and Pasting (2000)
B.Sc. Forwarding, Deleting and Ownership Deflection (1995)

Published papers:
Put the knife down, I am a Six Sigma Black Belt. (March 2010)
Burn the stakeholders at the stake (April 2009)
Excel excellence and Word pestilence (June 2008)
Alt and Tab saved my life (May 2007)
101 habits of people who look like they are busy (June 2006)
Cubism, Cubicles and Cucumber Sandwiches (April 2005)

Working languages: French - English - North Dublinese - CorpSpeak