Wave this....

Car sharing this morning with Mr Watts.
"Here's an idea for you.

Flag soup.

How many times have you ever wandered round town thinking, 'I wish I had a flag'. Loads.

Well here you go. Flag soup. You know how you get chips in a cone? Well, it's like that, but you could get, like, minestrone in a Japanese flag; pea and ham in a Dutch flag or mulligatawny in a Swedish flag. The little plastic pole would be like a straw.

I can't remember if he started talking about this after he stalled the car and hit his head on the steering wheel, tooting the horn with his forehead....or before.