...The Bug...and too many wheels

When does one wheel become one too many?
One VW beach buggy, grande dame born 1963 (a GOOD year!) = 4 wheels,
one VW Camper called Otto = 8 wheels,
one Triumph = 10 wheels,
2 BSA's = 14 Wheels,
one run around = 18 Wheels,
2 Transit vans (albeit one is the daughter's) = 26 wheels,
2 skateboards = 34 wheels,
plus 50 cycles = I give up. Time to call the scrap merchant...