'Will You Miss Me?'

S. is off for a girls' weekend in York.

And will I miss her?

I will......slightly. But she'll be back in 2.5 days and I do, every now and then, love having the house to myself. I will drink milk from the carton just because I can.

Correct answer?......'Of course I will, sweetness...I can't function without you.....er, did you buy milk?'.