Staple-gate

Today shall be known as staple-gate;

Not my most mature of working days but the new guy, Michael, at work needed bringing down a peg or two, so I opted for the fear factor.

Dispensing well over 50 staples into a pile I've been threatening to throw them into his hair all afternoon..

What he doesn't realise, is that I've actually put them in his jacket pocket and have been teasing him with fake throws of an empty hand for the last hour..