Aris

Whoever came up with "Aris" as a name for an apartment block has either got a really good sense of humor or is completely uninformed.
For those of you that don't get it:
Aris is short for Aristotle.
Aristotle rhymes with bottle.
Bottle goes with a glass, bottle and glass.
Bottle and glass rhymes with... Ar$e.

It made my day seeking this place out during my lunch hour. Time well spent.