King of the Castle

What a rotten day
Panic was beginning to set in as even the birds were not going out in the rain.
Then this little friend appeared to put a claim in as Lord of the Manor.
The day has got steadily worse here, and me and Mrs Old Cynic went out for 3 dine in for 2 dinners from M&S, so that we could settle down and watch the Ryder Cup,without distraction.
What happened next????
The golf is off due to weather.
Still Mrs O.C. is going to enjoy the wine even if the golf is not on.
btw-- That is not noise in the background its the rain!!!!