Top Dog

I deserve a gold medal
for stroking my cat.
If there's one thing I'm good at
it's that.

I'm not one for the high jump.
I'm no acrobat.
But I'm top dog
at stroking my cat.

Make me run a mile
I'll be last in the race.
If I try to leap hurdles
I'll fall flat on my face.

But I'd get the gold
for the stroking of cat.
If there's one thing I'm good at
it's that.