Cigareets and whisky and......

Looks like someone made off with the wild,wild women. Story of my life!

I was going to blip tea tonight, bacon and sausage butties, but I decided this was more appropriate to me.

Been out to the pub quiz again, lost by a couple of points, if only I watched garbage like Big Brother so I knew who won, or took an interest in how long George Michael was jailed for, or how long he is banned from driving for, or recognised Emily Scott, or knew the names of all the members of Destiny's Child, we'd have won.

I mean........ what's the point of knowing the five largest organs of the human body, or the last 5 US Presidents before Obama, or the Europe's most northerly Capital, or which river runs through Dusseldorf, or which country is the world's largest democracy, or which country Marie Curie was born in, or even who was Britain's youngest Prime Minister, if you don't know what colour Zippy's eyes were in Rainbow!

So it's back home for a JD, a cig and bed!

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