Ob La Di Ob La Da

By mollywobbles

Grasshopper

This grasshopper jumped on my windshield when I was in the Taco Bell drive thru. He was huge, and made a big plop noise when he hit. I tried to make him get off before I got on the interstate, but he didn't. Once on the interstate he either flew or was blown off. I like to think that he flew away over the sound wall to meet his lady grasshopper.

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