How To Make Lasagne

1. Take Delia's Ragu Bolognese Sauce.
2. Ignore her pasta instructions, which make it stick together like cement.
3. Add Gordon ****ing Ramsay's White Sauce.
4. Ignore his timings & keep stirring for ages.
5. Serve to wife 45 minutes later than planned.

I remember now why I prefer anyone's lasagne to mine, & mine tastes great!