A heavy day at work

Picture the scene....

Locking up after the usual extra hour over time and the Blooming fire alarm goes off.
Stuck in the burning building...........well the smoke smelly building.

The only benefit Ladies, was?
The Firemen.

Until they had me dashing around for keys to unlock store cupboards and offices and I wasn't the senior on duty, in fact I was officially off duty. But for Firemen, I'd do anything .......sorry Ally!

The alarm was cancelled and I was off.

Sore back, what sore back?
The things I do for blip.

BTW, who told them I'd put on weight?