if there's a way of making chicken nuggets without doing this to your fingers, i'd like to know what it is

...actually...

i don't think i would.

it started with a supposedly generous offer to cook J her tea at her house

now she's got the smell of cooked fish sealed into her drying laundry and i mostly talked about myself. again.

and she got vomited on (baby milky vomit) and i laughed

i can't help feeling that i'm the gift that just keeps on giving