Five Second Lovin,, for DM, and All Irish Men

I call it five second lovin', because, lets face it, thats what it is.

Sylvia, a stunning Polish girl that works in Joes, is simply fallinloveablewith.

I call it five second lovin', because every time I meet Sylvia, I fall in love with her for five seconds.

Sylvia is, for shame, engaged to a fine Irish Man, and they have recently added greatly to the national gene pool.

Sylvia is an example of what most Irish women are not- beautiful but approachable, intelligent but modest about it, genuinely interested, both professionally and personally, engaging just for the sake of it, and worried that her make-up isnt up to scratch for a shot taken for some spurious reason by a half-crazed hairy ginger fucker who has nothing better to do.

I just found out she has a sister.

Happy days.

("Shut the fuck up!", says The Monkey, swinging his Washcloth angrily.)
("You will hang yourself with your own Balls"!)

Wise Words from the Monkey Washcloth......