'One Day to Go'

What type of mother tricks her children in to leaving Sainsburys first so that she can blip them?

Me. I am the mother who's daughter is eight tomorrow and who has to make a birthday cake, buy the last pressies, make the jelly, pay the garage, tidy the house for granny coming (yes, the Zoflora will be called upon), and make dinner for this evening.

I love my daughter, so really its a big fat pleasure.. I just wish it wasn't peeing down...