Half the mutt

This is Izzy - yes I know it might be hard to believe considering there are rats living in my back garden that are larger than her. Once upon a time she had lots of fur but one trip to a dog groomer later and now she looks more akin to a strange hairless rat/dog hybrid.

Not just content with the rat look, she now has an attitude to match - imagine the worst you could get from one of the infected (28 Days Later) mixed in a blender with a migraine inflicted bear, a pair of psychotic Japanese Fighting Fish, a young child that has just been told that Santa Claus is just a ruse concocted to avoid parental blame for the dodgy presents left under the tree and a snail. Blend it for two minutes then place it on a metallic dish in the microwave, the attitude of the person having to clean that mess up is akin to the Izz-miester's general mood.

Advice: Stand well back!