For DaveH..

...because real men are shite at condoling.

A fellow Blipper and I were playing in my balconys sandbox this afternoon.

Her toys were bigger than mine, and very pink.

Mine, naturally, were red (not Red).

Her Big Bully Pink Dino ate my Red Indian.

"No fair!" I protested, "and besides, that must really HURT"
"That poor pocked ho,Hontas will need some medicine."

"What class of medicine?" the Dinogirlie asked.

"Whiskey, of course, a strong one, some kind of rye, maybe...."

"Dont be stupid, you Ginger Hoor", she retorted.
"You know that whiskey is bad for the Red Man, and will only cause him more harm."

"After a mulhalling like that, it can only do him good," I said, "and I think that the your Dino is legally culpable, so I shall see you in court."

"But we are friends!", she wailed, "You cant DO THIS TO ME!!!!!"

"Dont worry, kid," I told her.
"Its nothing personal....."

So now I have a new career.


I am a Personal Injun Rye Liar.