Come to bed eyes

I have a work christmas do coming up and I decided to go and buy something small and sexy as it has been so long since I have been able to wear anything that isnt covered in baby sick or is ten sizes too big.
I also want to feel all lady like and shiny infront of my work mates that I havent seen for ages. I guess if I am being honest I want all the women to say 'My God Jessie, you are so thin, tall and sexy' and I want all the men to want to shag me. (not that I would let them of course)

Came home with some flannelette pajamas.
Bugger