horns of wilmington's cow

By anth

MiNee-Naw

I've got visions of ne'erdowells being strapped to the roof to be taken down the station, and it pleases me.

Today I have been thinking of new slogans for organisations set up to combat illnesses and conditions...

Remember Alzheimers Sufferers
Stand Up to Erectile Disfunction
Ahead Four Alopoecia
Down With Vertigo!
Hold Back Premature Ejaculation
Let's get to the Bottom of Diarrhea!
Kiss Goodbye to Gonorrhea
Blow Away Halitosis
Shut Away Agoraphobia
Run Athlete's Foot Out of Town

I should probably stop there.

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