No, your bum doesn't look big in that!

Keeping in line with the other [1] [2] [3] funny signs at The Alexandra in Wimbledon.

Some observations for the day:

Lunch in the park with a good friend, it's still sunbathing weather in London;

Getting verbally abused by a beggar I regularly pass, because I ignored him;

A guy old enough to know better cycling his bmx way too close to me at the Southbank, and burping loudly at the same time;

Squeezing into a seat on the train next to a large eccentric guy, who kept clicking his teeth, speaking/singing to himself, shouting 'bless you' when someone else sneezed half way down the carriage, that kind of thing;

Nearly getting an item for free at Argos, and getting warmly thanked for my honesty when pointing out their mistake.