Silly old fool!

I spotted this little secret smoking place at the local hospital. You've got to be pretty desperate for a ciggie, to sit outside in a packing case, kneedeep in debris.

Even as an ex-puffer I don't think I could have done that,

How do you know your getting really old?

Well, I went out this morning after speaking to the builders, spoke to a nice woman and her dog, who was looking at me in a curious way. Came back, dealt with the foreman builder, went upstairs and saw that I had been wandering around with a splodge of toothpaste on the middle of my chin!
Silly old fool!