Man Who Mistook His Cat for a Hat

Double half self-portraits.

Since so many of you have asked - to achieve this shot, mix equal portions of Elmer's Glue and the water from a can of tuna. Rub it on your head. Grab the cat by the tail and with a full swing of the elbow catapult the cat onto your head. Happy to sniff the fumes from the tuna, the cat will stay in place until the glue dries. Then waddle over to the bathroom mirror and snap away. To remove the cat, stick your head and the cat into a bucket of water. Since cats love water, he will not mind this. Elmer's glue is water soluble and is easily removed after an hour's soak. Once cat is removed, bandage head where cat has made deep scratches. Blip photo with whichever hand cat has bitten less severely.