"begin the unnecessarily slow dipping mechan-

-ism" to finish the title .
ok so they aren't quite sharks with laser beams on their heads, nor are they ill-tempered mutated seas bass. still mini-me likes to improvise.
as folk who have followed mini-me's adventures will know he kidnapped monkey a few days ago. i am sorry to report that his time in captivity has not been pleasant, in fact when i got home today this is the sight that greeted me. good job i got in at that point as who knows what sort of damage my daughters "slightly miffed" goldfish would have done to him.
all it would take to stop this madness is for monkeys owner to apologise for his disparaging comments about the hibees and scottish football.
i am now considering sending him around the world. in fact if i can get enough people behind this idea, then maybe it can be a special blip project. each person can take a pic of monkey wherever they are in the world and then send him on to the next person, eventually making his way back home to me. anyone interested?
until then this blip madness shall continue